Don’t Do Coke, Kids!

, , , , , , | Right | October 13, 2017

Customer #1: “What kind of soda products do you have?”

Me: “Coke.”

Customer #1: “I’ll have a Pepsi.”

Customer #2: “Dude, she just said they have Coke products.”

Customer #1: “Isn’t Coke a Pepsi product?”

Me: “Coke is Coke.”

Customer #1: “Okay. Cherry Pepsi, please.”

Customer #2: “Me, too.”

Good Pizza Is Worth Talking About

, , , , | Hopeless | October 12, 2017

(I work as a hostess at a bustling Italian restaurant and bar. I have just dealt with some a**hole customers, when I see a lady waiting at the host stand. She has been waiting there for a few minutes, because I have been too busy running around to help her right away. I go to the host stand, certain that she is going to complain. She looks at me with a serious expression on her face.)

Lady: “I just had to tell you…”

(I brace myself.)

Lady: “…that that was the best pizza I have ever eaten. We had such a good time; thank you so much!”

(I was so relieved and touched that she would stand there and wait all that time just to tell me that. It really put a smile on my face.)

Perfect Comic Timing

, , , , , | Related | October 12, 2017

(My mom and I are helping my grandparents move closer to home, when my grandma loses her vision completely. She is also diagnosed with the beginnings of dementia, so it’s a bit of a sad change for her and my grandpa. During the move, we go to eat at a restaurant. We have to leave by 1:00 pm to meet a car salesman at a dealership, so my grandparents can sell their car. My phone dies, and my mom leaves her phone in the car, so as we’re preparing to leave, we don’t know what time it is.)

Grandpa: “I don’t want to be late. Why isn’t there a clock in here?”

Mom: “We’re not late, Dad, don’t worry. [My Name], is your phone—”

Me: “Completely dead.”

Mom: “Darn. Mom, you always have a watch. Do you have it with you?”

(We all look at Grandma expectantly and she looks back at us, as best she can, like we’ve lost it.)

Grandma: “What good would that do?”

(Cue us laughing and remembering that my grandma was blind. Out of four people, the one diagnosed with dementia showed the most common sense.)

Don’t Be Left To Your Own Devices

, , , , , , , | Related | October 11, 2017

Teenage Son: “I’ve got the song ‘Pompeii’ stuck in my head.”

Me: “But if you close your eyes…”

(Long pause:)

Teenage Son: “Great, now I’ve got the video for the song stuck in my head!”

It’s Snow Problem

, , , , , | Right | October 10, 2017

(It has just snowed on the weekend, so our restaurant decides to close on Monday. We open the following day, and I come in for night shift. It is about 11:35 pm and I am getting ready to close at midnight. A customer comes in.)

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]. What can I get for you?”

Customer: “Hi. Um… I’ll have the… actually, wait.”

(I give her a confused look.)

Customer: “Was y’all closed yesterday?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. The streets were really icy and a lot of our employees weren’t able to make—”

Customer: *cuts me off* “Are you serious?!” *She starts to yell* “I placed my order several times through the app! I called 62 times and nobody answered! I even have the call list to show you! And then I had to drive up here to find out that y’all was closed!”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. We didn’t realize the weather was going to—”

Customer: “NO! YOU’RE NOT SORRY! I NEEDED THE FOOD YESTERDAY! ME AND MY KIDS WERE REALLY HUNGRY AND BECAUSE Y’ALL WASN’T OPEN WE WASN’T ABLE TO EAT ANY FOOD!”

Me: “I’m so sorry about that, ma’am. Next time, I’ll let the sky know to not make it snow so you can eat.”

Customer: “Okay! Thank you!” *walks out happy*

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