We Would Have Tapped Out
A regular at our restaurant will tap her martini glass with a fork, wait for me to turn and make eye contact, and then call across the room:
Regular: “MORE MARTINIS!”
Tap, tap, tap.
Regular: “WE’RE READY FOR OUR FOOD NOW!”
Sometimes, I’ll see how many times she taps because I know she knows that it’s trashy, and she’ll start to get uncomfortable but still keep going.
Tap, tap, tap.
Silence.
Tap, tap, tap.
Manager: “Hey, Ms. [Regular] is trying to get your attention.”
Me: “I know. Give it two more.”
Tap, tap, tap.
Me: “Stay strong. One more…”
Tap, tap, tap.
Me: “More martinis, Ms. [Regular]?”
By then, she had the whole dining room looking at her sideways, which was enough for me. Small victories are the best victories in the service industry.