A friend and I are having a long-overdue catch-up over dinner and drinks. We’ve not long finished our meal and are waiting for another round of drinks while we think about dessert.
Waitress: “Sorry, can I ask that I move you to the bar if you’re only drinking?”
Seems like a reasonable request, if a little odd, as there seem to be plenty of tables available.
Me: “We were actually just talking about having dessert.”
Waitress: *Terse* “Well, are you having dessert, then?”
Friend: “We wanted a moment to decide.”
Waitress: “Okay, but we do need the table.”
Again, lots of tables are available. It isn’t as if it is about to get busy, either. The drinks take a while to get to us. By then, we decide to order dessert, and my friend goes to the toilet. No sooner has she left the table than the waitress appears with two women.
Waitress: “Oh, I thought you left.”
Me: “Nope.”
Waitress: “Well, as you’re not eating, you need to move.”
Me: “We are eating; we are just waiting for our food.”
Waitress: “You need to move.”
Me: “No, I really don’t.”
Woman: “It’s okay. We can sit somewhere else.”
Waitress: “No, it’s not okay.” *To me* “Come on, move!”
Woman: “Look, there are lots of tables left. We can sit by the bar. It’s okay.”
Waitress: “No, Mum. You want a window seat and there’s one right here.”
She gestures to me.
Me: “Just get your manager. I’m not moving.”
She stared at me, but eventually, her mother talked her round and she sat her at one of the other tables. We had our dessert and a few more drinks and didn’t bother ever going back.