To Whom This May (Not) Concern, Part 3

| Canada | Food & Drink

(There are at least 10 people in the restaurant. I am the only person manning front counter, so when I finish bagging each order, I call out what I’m holding so the customer can come pick it up.)

Me: “Cheeseburger combo. Cheeseburger combo!”

Customer: *raises his hand*

Me: “Cheeseburger combo?”

Customer: *takes bag*

(I continue taking orders and bagging them as they come up. Two minutes later, the customer that took the cheeseburger combo comes back.)

Customer: “Hey, this is a cheeseburger combo. I ordered a chicken burger!”

(I take the cheeseburger combo back from him and continue bagging orders. About a minute later, he has his chicken burger.)

Me: *gives him his chicken burger*

Customer: *gives me a condescending look and stomps off*

Related:
To Whom This May (Not) Concern
To Whom This May (Not) Concern, Part 2

Easy Sleazy Customers

| Arizona, USA | Rude & Risque

(I’m a waitress at a sushi place.)

Me: “Well, thank you for coming in gentlemen. Have a great day!”

Customer #1: “You were really great to us, so thank you.”

Me: “Yeah, of course, anytime! You guys were easy to take care of!”

Customer #2: “We were easy?”

Me: “I didn’t mean it like that!”

Customer #2: “It’s okay, I’d be easy for you! Have a great day.”

Eating For Free (And For Two)

, | Durham, NC, USA | Food & Drink

(I work at a fast food restaurant gives customers their meals for free if they have been waiting a long time. This particular day, I’ve been told to void the next couple of cars. One girl in her 20s pulls up while talking on the phone.)

Me: “Hello! I’m sorry for your wait. Your meal is on the house.”

Customer: “Oh, really?! That’s awesome!”

Me: “There’s your meal! Have a great day.”

Customer: *into her phone* “Dude, [restaurant] just gave me my food for free! Yeah, and it was like a six dollar meal!” *quietly so we can’t hear* “I might be pregnant, but this just makes up for it!”

Weekend Roundup: Attack Of The Tax!

, , , , , | Not Always Right | Roundups

Attack Of The Tax! Tax season may be over in the U.S., but what happens when you mix clueless customers and too-high taxes? A ca-tax-trophe, that’s what!

  1. War Can Be Taxing:
    The Revolutionary War of 2012: Founding Fathers doing revolutions in their graves due to a brainless populace!
  2. Taxation With Agitation:
    It’s like the Boston Tea Party…except in a gas station…in Tennessee…
  3. Bacon, Lettuce, and Taxes:
    We know that fast food customers will eat anything, but we never knew taxes could be tasty!
  4. Taxing Customers:
    However you add things up, this retail customer is minus a few brain cells.
  5. Fortunately, It’s Raining Pork Barrels And Earmarks:
    Wonder where your tax dollars go? To humongous, lake-covering umbrellas, of course!

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Everybody’s A Doctor

| California, USA | Health & Body

(I’m working the drive through on a busy night and have just handed out a customer’s order. I’m saying “goodbye” when this conversation happens.)

Customer: “Does your left hip hurt?”

Me: *confused* “No…?”

Customer: “Oh, well, how about your throat?”

Me: *wondering what my hip has to do with my throat* “Nope.”

Customer: “Oh, well, that’s good. That’s very good.”

Me: “All right, have a nice night.”

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