If That Bothers Him, Wait Until He Hears What It Means For The Gays!
(I am five or six years old and attending Sunday school. We are outside after a brief rain, being supervised by a husband and wife.)
Male Supervisor: *pointing at a rainbow in the distance* “So, kids, does anyone know what a rainbow is?”
(I excitedly raise my hand to answer, as I have just learned this from a science-themed kids show.)
Me: “A rainbow is caused by extra water in the air from the rain that makes a prism which refracts the sunlight!”
(The husband and wife make disgusted faces and share a look, before turning back to me.)
Male Supervisor: “No, a rainbow is God’s promise to never flood the earth again.”
Me: “Oh…”
(It wouldn’t have been so bad, except they decided to punish me, as well. I was made to stand in the corner for fifteen minutes for “spreading wrong thoughts.” I consider this my first push towards atheism.)
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