(I work the front desk at an assisted living home. My desk is in an area set up like a living room. Residents and their visitors hang out here throughout the day. I always have music playing for them — pretty much always something instrumental. Today, being Christmas Eve, I have a jazz piano holiday playlist playing. Most people are very appreciative of it, and so far — of what I’ve paid attention to — it’s been Christmas songs. Then, I recognize a song that relates to Hanukkah. It’s a very upbeat song and I’m enjoying it even though I don’t celebrate the holiday, because music is music. Then, this lady who I recognize as the daughter of a resident, comes up with a look of Hell’s own fury upon her face.)
Resident’s Daughter: “It’s Christmas! This is a Christian place!”
(It’s not; we have residents and staff of several religions here.)
Resident’s Daughter: “My dad hates this song!”
(He’s actually sitting in his wheelchair smiling and nodding along to the beat.)
Resident’s Daughter: “Why are you playing this disgusting bulls***?!”
(And then, after she blows her gasket, she asks me to turn it off. Cue my customer service face:)
Me: “No, ma’am, the rest of my residents and their visitors seem to be enjoying it.”
Resident’s Daughter: “You’re a godd*** Jew-lover!” *explodes into an incoherent rage of screaming and profanities*
Me: *customer service smile again* “Yes, ma’am. I love Jewish people, Christians, Muslims, Pagans… Religion doesn’t matter to me. I judge a person based on their character.”
(I think her eyeballs about popped out of her face as she turned a wonderfully festive shade of red, did more of the incoherent screaming and swearing thing, and then stomped out the door… or tried to, because I didn’t unlock the door in time and she kind of smacked into it. Oops.)