The Happiest Place On Earth Got A Little Happier
When I was in college, I worked in food service at a famous theme park that revolved around a particular mouse mascot. Back then, there was an annual event called “Night Of Joy”. Officially, it was an event where the park was closed early to the public, and Christian schools from all over came to the park for a mixture of fun and Christian music.
In reality, it was just a bunch of horny teenagers running around banging in the darkest corners they could find in the happiest place on earth.
A coworker came up to me and just sighed.
Me: “That bad?”
Coworker: “It’s gotten to the point where [a certain dark and slow ride] had to be closed. The teens figured out it’s an eight-minute intimate, unsupervised ride.”
Me: “Well… I found a condom!”
Coworker: “Oh, my God! Gross! Have you called Custodial to come and remove it?”
Me: “I tried, but since they’re so occupied, they told me to wait. So, now, I have to babysit a condom under my table for the next twenty-five minutes while the organizers keep coming up to me commenting on how nice the park is now that the ‘worldly’ heathens aren’t around to ruin it.”
Coworker: “I’ll pray for both of us.”