Not The Brightest Spark
A customer is trying to get a return.
Coworker: “Can I ask the reason for the return?”
Customer: “The petrol lawnmower won’t start, it isn’t sparking, I’m a gardener by trade I know what I’m talking about, we haven’t even used it or put petrol into it.”
At this point, my coworker goes to get the manager as we aren’t sure about the policy for returning a petrol lawnmower.
Manager: “So it isn’t sparking.”
My manager proceeds to open the sealed box to get said lawnmower out, only for us to smell petrol.
Customer: “I did empty all the petrol out, but I didn’t want to flip it over and cause more damage just in case you blame me for that.”
The customer states again that he is a gardener and that he knows what he is talking about. I step in as my coworker is getting flustered.
Me: “If it isn’t sparking it’s a sparkplug issue.”
Customer: “No it just won’t start at all, I’ve not even used it.”
Manager: “I’m not sure if we can do a return because there is still petrol in the tank.”
Customer: “But I emptied it there should be nothing in there.”
Indeed there was a ton of petrol that me, my manager and two other coworkers had to drain out. It got all over the floor and stank the shop out, the customer got his refund and a brand-new petrol lawnmower
We tried to point out that he may want to watch the instructional video that the box has a QR code for – that way there are no problems. Turns out he had overfilled the petrol tank and flooded it.