The Cake Is A Lie, Part 10
Customer: “I’d like to make a complaint about a cake I ordered over the weekend.”
Me: “What was the problem with it, ma’am?”
Customer: “It tasted too good!”
Me: “Well… thank you?”
Customer: “I ordered the vegan, gluten-free red velvet!”
Me: “I still don’t understand your complaint, ma’am.”
Customer: “It was vegan and gluten-free! It wasn’t supposed to taste good! My daughter is on this diet thing, and I wanted to show her for her birthday that this health food is supposed to taste like crap! But she loved it! So did her friends! This is a disaster!”
Me: “I’m… sorry to hear that, ma’am, but we don’t try to make bad-tasting cakes here. You could have sampled some—”
Customer: “I need a refund! It’s the least you could do!”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but as I said, we can’t give you a refund because the cake tasted better than you thought it would.”
Customer: “This is stupid! I never would have bought cake from you guys if I’d known it would taste good!”
Related:
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 9
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 8
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 7
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 6
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 5