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A Sign That Someone Needs Anger Management Classes

, , , , , | Right | November 24, 2022

Years ago, I worked at one of the first big box hardware stores. I worked at the service desk for a while and saw all sorts of crazy people.

One time, a guy was trying to make a return, and the front-end manager just kept telling him no. This made him unhappy, so he picked up one of the plastic signs sitting on the counter and clocked her in the head with it.

Then, he ran off. The lumber department supervisor just happened to be in the front end and tackled him at the doorway. Dave was a big guy. I’m sure this customer regretted his actions.

Sizing Up How Much Of An Idiot You Are

, , , , | Right | November 24, 2022

A clerk brings back a turkey that was returned. It’s out of the package and has clearly been brined already, so I follow policy and throw it away.

Ten minutes later:

Customer: “I need a fresh turkey.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I’m all out.”

Customer: “Are you f****** kidding me?! I just brought my turkey back because it was too big. I want it back!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. We have to throw away all the returns. They just dumped the trash into the dumpster.”

Customer: “So, because I bought the wrong size, now I don’t get anything?!”

They’re About As Bright As The Object They’re Holding

, , , , | Right | November 22, 2022

Customer: “I need to return this flashlight. It’s not lighting up.”

Me: “I can’t return that flashlight, sir.”

Customer: “Why not?”

Me: “Because that’s a hose nozzle.

Making A Rough Spot Rougher

, , , , | Right | November 19, 2022

In the store where I work, for returns, you either have to have your receipt or the item you’re returning with the price tag still on it and your driver’s license.

One day, a man comes in with a shirt to return. The man appears to be homeless; his clothes are unkempt and disheveled and he just looks very scruffy and gruff. The shirt he hands me still has the tag on it, but it is wet… and it doesn’t feel like water.

I can tell he’s in a rough spot, and even though the company would not normally accept an item that’s not resellable, I decide to go ahead and return it to try to show some compassion and kindness.

Me: “Since you don’t have a receipt, can I see your driver’s license?”

Man: *Snapping* “I don’t have a driver’s license! You can just return it anyway.”

Me: *Politely* “I can’t return it without a receipt or driver’s license. I physically cannot do the return process without either.”

Man: “Just return it for store credit!”

Me: “I’m sorry, but without a driver’s license, there’s nothing I can do.”

I still feel bad for him, though, and want to offer a solution.

Me: “Look, just have a friend come in and return it for you with their driver’s license. They can give you the store credit for it. I just can’t return it without a license.”

He promptly turns to the customer next to him and orders:

Man: “Give me your driver’s license!”

Naturally, the customer is baffled. The man starts yelling at her to give him her license and, obviously, she says no. Then, he turns to me and starts calling me names. Eventually, seeing that he’s getting nowhere, he leaves.

I tried so hard to be polite, and I am very shaken by his demands of not only me but the customer at the register next to him, but there are more customers in line, so I don’t even have time to process what the heck just happened.

Fortunately, my next customer witnessed everything and says something along the lines of:

Next Customer: “You handled that like a saint!”

The Cake Is A Lie, Part 10

, , , , , , , | Right | November 18, 2022

Customer: “I’d like to make a complaint about a cake I ordered over the weekend.”

Me: “What was the problem with it, ma’am?”

Customer: “It tasted too good!”

Me: “Well… thank you?”

Customer: “I ordered the vegan, gluten-free red velvet!”

Me: “I still don’t understand your complaint, ma’am.”

Customer: “It was vegan and gluten-free! It wasn’t supposed to taste good! My daughter is on this diet thing, and I wanted to show her for her birthday that this health food is supposed to taste like crap! But she loved it! So did her friends! This is a disaster!”

Me: “I’m… sorry to hear that, ma’am, but we don’t try to make bad-tasting cakes here. You could have sampled some—”

Customer: “I need a refund! It’s the least you could do!”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but as I said, we can’t give you a refund because the cake tasted better than you thought it would.”

Customer: “This is stupid! I never would have bought cake from you guys if I’d known it would taste good!”

Related:
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 9
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 8
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 7
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 6
The Cake Is A Lie, Part 5