(I work in one of Australia’s most popular consumer electronics companies. One day, I have an older lady of about 70 years come in to return a digital radio.)
Me: “Hello, ma’am. Can I point you in the right direction?”
Customer: “No, I’m here to return this radio. The world has gone stupid!”
Me: “How do you mean?”
Customer: “I turn the thing on and it says ‘scan channels’! I don’t get any sound!”
Me: “Did you press the scan button?”
Customer: “No. Why would I do something stupid like that?”
Me: “It’s how you get the channels, ma’am. You scan the stations and then just press the ‘next’ button to find what you’re after.”
Customer: “The world has gone stupid! I’m an educated lady! Why does everything have to be so difficult?”
Me: “Did you read the manual, ma’am?”
Customer: “It’s a f****** radio! I shouldn’t have to read any manuals.”
(I show the customer exactly what is needed to be done.)
Customer: “I’m an educated old lady! I shouldn’t have to learn anything new! The world has gone stupid! You’re all a bunch of morons! The world is supposed to be getting easier!”
Me: “And how is pressing two buttons so difficult, ma’am?”
Customer: “Well, how do I tune it then?”
Me: “As I just showed you, ma’am, you press this button.” *points to “scan”* “Then, this button.” *points to “next”* “Keep pressing it until you find the station you want. It’s simple.”
Customer: “The world is stupid! Things are meant to be getting easier, not harder!”
Me: “I’m sorry, what would you like me to do about it?”
Customer: “I want a digital radio that works like the old-style transistor.”
Me: “We don’t have those, sorry.”
Customer: “You do! I saw them there when I bought this piece of garbage.”
Me: “These ones? These are analogue, not digital.”
Customer: “How is that my problem?”
Me: “You can’t pick up the digital channels with these.”
Customer: “And?”
Me: “You bought this one because you wanted the digital channels, yes?”
Customer: “I would have thought that obvious!”
Me: “Analogue won’t pick up digital. It also isn’t as clear.”
Customer: “The world has gone stupid! An educated woman like me shouldn’t have to learn anything new!”
Next Customer In Line: “Have you ever thought you’re the stupid one lady? It’s two f***ing buttons! I’m older than you and I can use one!”
(She continues to mutter about the world and its stupidity while leaving the store after insisting on a refund.)