“I. C. Wiener? Aw, Crud…”

I’m working in a call center. A guy calls in, and I confirm his first and last name. His account information populates as “Ligma Balls”.

If the information populates differently from what the caller says, we have to verify it.

Me: “Hey, the name on my end is appearing differently. Can you go into your settings and provide the first and last name it displays?”

He goes into his settings, and there’s a brief silence.

Caller: “Oh, my God, my friend did this. First name ‘Ligma’… Last name ‘Balls’… I am so sorry.”

It took all of my willpower not to burst out laughing.