In Soviet Russia, Joke Is You
(My boyfriend and I are talking to the plumber about results of some water tests for lead, and about installing special filters called “curtains.”)
Boyfriend: “So, about how much does a lead curtain cost?”
Plumber: “Oh, about [price].”
Boyfriend: “That’s about the same as an iron curtain, then.”
Me: *awkward laugh*
(My boyfriend and the plumber give me funny looks.)
Me: “I thought you were making a communism joke.”