A Heated Explanation
The UK is going through a record-breaking heatwave, with temperatures hitting 40 degrees Celsius (104 F), which for us is A LOT.
I’m working at a train station when a passenger with an accent (either US or Canadian) comes up to me covered in sweat and anger.
Passenger: “For the love of God, turn on the AC!”
Me: “Sir, we don’t have any AC”
Passenger: “Ha… ha… very funny. Seriously, it’s hot as h*** out there, and my train isn’t for another thirty minutes!”
Me: “Sir, I’m sorry, but we don’t have any air conditioning devices installed at this station. We have a large fan blowing by the entrance if you’d like to stand there until your train arrives.”
Passenger: “Wait… you’re serious?”
Me: “I’m afraid so, sir.”
Passenger: “No… no AC? But…”
He looks around at the sad scene. Everyone on the platform and in the station is an image of sweaty misery.
Passenger: “…but… how?!“
Me: “Easy. It’s only hot enough to be this uncomfortable for a couple of weeks of the year, so our building relies on central heating a lot more than any kind of air conditioning. This particular station was built in the Victorian times before air conditioning was a thing. Also, if there was any air conditioning at this station, I’d be bloody standing right next to it!”
The poor passenger conceded that I had a point. I told him to come back during winter and he could try out our amazing central heating instead!