Water You Thinking, Buddy?
I’m working as a cleaner on a ferry. I get paged to the male washroom to find that a toilet has decided it was a water fountain. Lucky for me, it looks like just clean seawater that our toilets use, so I turn it off and try mopping up the several inches of water all over the bathroom that’s all moving with the ship.
Unfortunately for me, the docking announcement starts playing to tell people to go to their cars. Of course, in most people’s minds, this means go to the bathroom and THEN your car. People begin filing in, and I’m trying to mop around them. Most can tell it’s a flood and not routine cleaning until a group of five guys together enters. One speaks up.
Guy: “What a stupid time to do your mopping!”
Me: *Very sarcastic* “I’m sorry. Sure, I’ll try and time our toilet floods around your schedule better.”
His buddies burst out laughing at him. He turns red.
Guy: “Well, how was I supposed to know?”
I wish I had replied, “Who mops by putting three inches of water on the floor?”