In Hot Water Now
(I work at a swimming pool. One of our regular customers is standing at the payphone and glancing at me every so often. He picks up the receiver, but doesn’t put money in. He then moves his mouth like he’s talking, still checking on me. I’m suspicious he’ll try to sneak in, so I step out of his view. Sure enough, I hear his footsteps.)
Me: *coming back into view* “Hi, sir! Here to use the hot tub?”
(The customer grumbles and throws his admission fee at the counter.)
Me: “You enjoy it!”
(I smile at him brightly despite his dirty look.)