(I’m taking a basic lifeguarding class at a public pool. This is the only pool in the area that offers these classes, so the other students and I don’t know each other very well because we come from different towns. It is a mixed-gender class, and I am a man. We’re learning how to use the life hook — a lifeguarding tool that you slide under a drowning person’s body and use to pull them to the edge of the pool. It’s my turn to practice with the life hook, and the “drowning” person is a woman. I successfully hook her and pull her to the edge of the pool, and then help her climb out. When she gets out of the pool, she immediately storms into the pool manager’s office. About ten minutes later, the pool manager comes out and asks to speak with me. I head into his office, and my “drowning” classmate is sitting there.)
Pool Manager: “Can you tell me what happened between you and [Classmate] earlier today?”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Pool Manager: “[Classmate] tells me that you touched her butt multiple times today while she was in the pool. Is that true?”
Me: “What? Of course, it’s not true.”
Classmate: “Don’t lie! You know you grabbed my butt!”
Me: “I don’t know how I could have done anything like that. I don’t think we’ve even been within ten feet of each other besides the life hook practice.”
Classmate: “Exactly! You grabbed my butt with the hook!”
Pool Manager: “Wait a minute; what’s this about a hook?”
Me: “That’s what we’re learning about today. We were practicing using the life hook. [Classmate] was the one I was supposed to be rescuing.”
Pool Manager: “Wait, wait, wait. [Classmate], do you mean that he touched your butt with the hook while you were playing the drowning person?”
Classmate: “YES!”
Pool Manager: “Did he successfully pull you to the edge of the pool so you could climb out?”
Classmate: “Well, yeah, I guess.”
Pool Manager: “[Classmate]… that’s how the life hook works. You hook it underneath a person’s body so you can pull them to the edge of the pool.”
Classmate: “Well, he didn’t have to grab my butt to do it.”
Pool Manager: “[My Name], you’re free to head back to the class. [Classmate], please wait here for a minute while I talk to your instructors.”
(The next day, guess who we found out had been removed from the lifeguarding class?)