The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 6
I am enjoying some drinks in a bar in the daytime with some coworkers. (We work odd shifts; day drinking isn’t strange for us.) We’re watching footage on the news on the TV behind the bar about SpaceX and the launch of its “Starship” rocket.
One of the semi-drunk regulars is also watching and starts complaining loudly when the news anchors start talking about the reusability of the rocket, which is how it’s designed to be cheaper than regular rocket launches.
Bar Regular: “Reusable? Like that sustainable stuff? That sounds liberal and socialist to me!”
Me: “It’s liberal and socialist to try to cut costs and maximize profits?”
Bar Regular: “It means they make less rockets, don’t it? Less factory work for people like me! That’s socialism!”
Me: “I really don’t think you know what any of these words mean.”
Bar Regular: “They should lock up the guy making these rockets for being a socialist!”
Me: “You think Elon Musk is a socialist?”
Bar Regular: “What do fragrances have to do with it?”
Related:
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 5
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 4
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 3
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 2
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets
We don’t quite think this customer knows enough about socialism to be making these statements. Then again, even worse examples can be found in these 16 Funny Stories About Customers Who Don’t Quite Know What Communism Is.