I’m only disappointed that I don’t know more about the corners of this story to share with you all.
I work in an office building that has a bank on the main floor. Every day around 7:30 or 7:45 am, the armoured truck with the armed workers shows up to bring money to or take money from the bank.
I show up to work just before 8:00 one morning to see both the armoured truck and a downed light pole blocking the main entrance to the parking lot and one lane of traffic. The front driver’s side tire is off the rim, the rim and axle both look bent, and the light pole and box are lying over the truck box, spitting angry sparks.
A couple of hours later, I go for a dart and see that the sparks have stopped, and a tow truck has arrived, along with the police. The two armed employees are refusing to get out of the truck, citing safety policies. The tow truck driver is refusing to lift or move the truck with passengers, citing safety policies. The police officer is losing it at everyone, threatening to arrest everybody if both trucks aren’t out of traffic in the next ten minutes.
I next go out a couple of hours later at lunch, and the armoured truck is now in the parking lot, sans tire and employees. I heard from the building manager that the tow truck driver eventually agreed to tow the truck fully into the parking lot only, with the employees inside. After another hour or so, another armoured truck showed up, the workers transferred the money, and the employees could leave.
The real question is, how fast do you have to be going in a parking lot to hit a light pole hard enough to knock it off the concrete and bend your rim and axle, and how do you even do that in a parking lot that you attend every morning? Also, does it seem super suspicious to strand an armoured truck for several hours?