I work in a local pizza place. On the weekends, I’m an extra delivery driver if need be. We’re in a rural area, so my boss is pretty generous with the delivery area. We’ll even meet customers at specific places — e.g., the gas station at such-and-such intersection — if their house is too far for us to drive.
Tonight, I have a couple of different deliveries to a specific meeting place, a ten-minute drive from the store. When we have these deliveries, we call them before we leave to say we’re on our way, so they know to head that way, too. This way, ideally, nobody has to wait more than a couple of minutes.
One of the two deliveries says they’ll be in a black Silverado.
I pull in, and thirty seconds later, one of my deliveries drives up. Easy-peasy. I wait about ten minutes — things are slow so I’m not in a rush — and then call the number I have for my second delivery (the black Silverado). They say they’re a few minutes out. Okay, whatever. I make decent money aside from tips, so I’m willing to wait a bit.
Ten MORE minutes later, I call again, and it goes through to voicemail, but they have no voicemail set up, so I can’t leave a message. I call three more times with the same result.
I call my store to let them know this customer no-showed and I am on my way back.
Halfway through the ten-minute drive back, the store calls me.
Coworker: “[Customer with the second delivery order] is here.”
Me: “Well, I just waited twenty minutes for no reason just so they could go to pick it up.”
Then, I get back to the store. When I walk in, a manager is on the phone with this customer.
Manager: *Hanging up and turning to me* “I was just talking to the customer with the black Silverado. I told them you’d meet them at [the same meeting place I just left] in a few minutes. They’ll actually be in a silver SUV.”
I roll my eyes and then head back to the meeting place — ten MORE minutes. As I’m pulling in to park, the restaurant owner calls.
Owner: “Where are you? [Customer] just showed up at the store.”
I rush back — ten MORE minutes — and meet them in our parking lot.
Customer: “I want to pay with a card.”
We don’t carry card readers; we have to call the store. (Seriously, does any pizza delivery place carry card readers?) Since we’re at the store at this point, I just run the card inside to do it rather than call.
When I come back…
Customer: “Is it still warm? My husband is pissed.”
Of course, I got no tip for this delivery.
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