I work as an assistant manager at a local pizza place that has been around for many years but is struggling due to a bad location. Because of this, we only have two to three employees on shift at a time, tops — and this in a place where we make every single ingredient fresh every day!
I’m in the office and I hear some raised voices coming from the front counter. I come out to find this thirty-ish-looking guy in baggy clothes yelling at my coworker, a sweet little short girl, because he had come in asking to apply for a job and she had gotten him a job application.
Guy: “B****, I didn’t want to actually apply for a job! I wanted you to sign my unemployment paper so I can say I applied here!”
Coworker: “Sir, if you could just fill out the application first with basic information, then we can—”
Guy: “I’m gonna come across the counter and fix your attitude!”
He is literally doing that as I walk around the corner. He is trying to come around the counter to grab her; he must have figured she was alone as the restaurant is empty right after lunch hours.
It takes me about half a second to physically jump in front of this guy’s face and block the opening and another half a second to decide to put fists up, too, because this guy has “assault” written all across his face. Part of me is like, “Oh, God I’m terrified,” but there is no way I’m going to let this happen in front of me, even though I’m about twenty-one years old and one hundred pounds lighter than this guy!
As my coworker frantically explains what is happening and this dude is spitting insults at me, too, the only thing I can think to tell the guy is:
Me: “Sir, you can either fill out the application, which I would be happy to sign for you, or you can leave right now, in which case the cops she’s calling right now may catch you by the time they arrive.”
He left ASAP, but not before telling my coworker he’d “see her around town.” We called the police and, because my coworker saw his name on his unemployment form (he had it out the whole time), they ended up seeing him around town a lot sooner!