Not What They Expected When They Ordered A “Tossed Salad”
I order pizza for my partner and me, plus a small side salad for me. When the order arrives, the salad is missing. No big deal; stuff happens. As I set it up as no-contact delivery, so I call the restaurant to let them know.
Me: “Hey, my name is [My Name] at [address]. I’ve just received my order, but my salad is missing.”
Employee: “Oh, I’m so sorry! Do you want it refunded, sent back out, or a credit put on your account for next time?”
Me: “If it’s not too much trouble, could it be sent back out? I was pretty dead-set on getting the salad.”
Employee: “Sure! Give us about fifteen minutes to get it back to you.”
I let my partner start on the pizza while I wait for my salad.
A bit later, I hear the sound of someone walking up our porch steps and a weird thud against the door. I go to check, thinking maybe the delivery guy is knocking in a weird way. I open the door… to find my salad spilled across my porch, presumably from the container being chucked against the door. The driver is already in his car, and he drives off before I can stop him.
I step back into the house and call the restaurant again.
Me: “Um. I dunno how to tell you this. Your delivery driver just threw my salad at the door. It’s now all over my porch.”
Employee: “What? Are you sure?”
Me: “Yeah, I saw him drive off right after. I’m really not sure what’s up.”
Employee: “I’m not sure, either. I’m going to get my manager.”
After I hold for a minute, the manager comes on the line.
Manager: “So… you’re saying my driver just threw the salad at your door?”
Me: “Yeah. I didn’t witness the actual throwing since I didn’t realize he was here, but I heard it hit my door, and I came out to see him in a [Company]-labeled car driving off.”
Manager: “That’s… Wow. I’m not saying I don’t believe you, but I don’t know if I can see my driver doing that.”
Me: “I have a doorbell camera that should have caught it.”
Manager: “If you could email that video to me, I’ll look it over and call you back with what I can do for you.”
I hop off the call, and the incident was indeed caught on camera. I download the clip and send it to the email the manager provided.
Twenty minutes later, I get a call back.
Manager: “Wow. I’m not even sure where to begin. That… definitely happened. I can assure you that this won’t happen again. I’m going to have a different driver run you a full-size salad, plus I’m adding some credits to your account. I am so sorry about this.”
Me: “Do you have any clue why on earth this happened?”
Manager: “I do not, but I am, again, so sorry. I’m sending the new driver out now.”
Five minutes later, the new driver comes to my door. Out of curiosity, I ask her if she knows what happened.
Driver: “Oh, yeah. The guy said you were personally trying to get him in trouble by saying you missed something he knew he dropped off, so he was going to make it even. I’m not even sure why he took it personally, since that’s a kitchen mistake. But congratulations; that’s the funniest way I’ve seen someone get fired!”