“Cut-Out” The Dressing Part
(My husband and I own one of those photography studios where people dress up in “wild west” costumes and get a sepia-toned picture taken. We have examples of the pictures all over the walls, so people can get ideas as to how they want to dress. One day an older couple walks in.)
Customer: “How long does it take to get a photo done?”
Me: “For two people? I can have you in and out with your print in about fifteen minutes.”
Customer: “Just fifteen minutes? We have a trolley to catch.”
Me: “You mean the city trolley that leaves at [time]? This only takes fifteen minutes, so you’ll be out in time to catch your trolley, no problem.”
Customer: “Oh, good! How do we start?”
Me: “You just have to decide how you want to dress!”
Customer: *just now noticing the wall covered in photos* “You mean we dress up?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “We don’t just put our head in a cut-out?”
Me: *a little taken aback, as older customers usually know exactly what this kind of thing is* “…yes.”
Customer: “Oh, we don’t have time for that.”
Me: “But it only would take fifteen minutes.”
Customer: “I’m sorry; we just don’t have time. Bye!”
(Apparently not all “fifteen minutes” are created equal.)