What A Ridiculous Request!
I receive lots of calls from numbers I don’t know. One such number leaves an automated voicemail about student loan forgiveness. Since I went to a community college and was lucky enough to pay for my education by semester, I have no student loans. The next time the number calls, I answer.
Me: “Hello?”
Recording: “Thanks to a recent government ruling, your student loan can now be forgiven. Press one to speak to an agent; press nine to be removed from our list.”
I press nine.
Recording: “Invalid selection. Thanks to a recent government ruling—”
Annoyed, I press one. I’m answered by someone with a thick, non-American accent.
Scammer: “Hello, yes, my name is Steven from Michigan. Can I have your social security number to begin?”
Me: “No.”
There’s a pause.
Scammer: “Miss, I need your social security number to research your loans.”
Me: “No.”
There’s another pause.
Scammer: “Miss, I must look up—”
Me: “No.”
Scammer: *Annoyed* “Miss, please, I—”
Me: “No.”
Scammer: “Then why are you calling?”
Me: “You called.”
Scammer: “No, we—”
Me: “Yes, you called.”
Scammer: “No, we—”
Me: “Yes, you called.”
This cycles a few more times.
Scammer: “What do you want?”
Me: “To be removed from your scam list.”
Scammer: “B****!”