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Your Attempt Is Vico-Done!

, , , , , | Healthy | June 20, 2023

CONTENT WARNING: Death, Prescription Drug Abuse

 

A person calls in a refill for Vicodin on the phone system (back before it was rescheduled and therefore refillable). I see there’s a recent fill of a different strength from a hospital. I try to call the patient back to see what’s up and they don’t answer.

I call the physician.

Me: “Based on what looks like a recent hospital discharge, I wanted to verify if you want the patient on 7.5 or 10 mg, since they’re calling in the old prescription but just got the new one.”

Physician: “You’re saying they called for a refill? It wasn’t an auto-refill? When?”

Me: “About thirty minutes ago.”

Physician: “…”

Me: “Hello?”

Physician: “The patient died this morning, a few hours ago. I was in attendance.”

Thirty minutes after that, the dead woman’s daughter showed up. She got belligerent when she was told it wouldn’t be ready… until told that she needed to get in contact with her mom’s physician.

I was trying to be sensitive just in case, but I didn’t get halfway through the first sentence before she turned and sprinted out.

Who learns their mom is dead and decides, “Let me score one last refill on her Vicodin!”, seriously?

The saddest part is that she was the dead woman’s caregiver and we ended up wondering how much end-of-life pain control the mom was actually getting.

The Curse Of The Babyface, Part 4

, , , , , | Healthy | June 10, 2023

I was invited to go visit a friend and her family, but I got a bug the week before. I recovered enough to go but was still not at 100%. My friend’s daughter had also been under the weather, so my friend and I went to the local pharmacy to get some medicine. I’m around ten years younger than my friend, but I also have a baby face.

Friend: “Do you have any decongestants? I need one for my daughter.”

Pharmacist: “Yes, we have this one. How old is your daughter? It’s safe for kids six years and older.”

Friend: “She is seven, so that should be fine.”

Me: “I also need one. Can you grab one for me?”

Pharmacist: *Jokingly* “Sure. Just to check, how old are you?”

Me: “Twenty-eight.”

I had a friendly laugh as I am used to being age-checked for beer (even now), but the poor pharmacist got quite flustered. I’m not sure how old she thought I was, but I think it was a bit younger than I am. I made sure to tell her everything was fine and that it was quite the compliment to be age-checked in my late twenties.

My friend teased me on the walk back to the flat.

Friend: “Are you sure you should be allowed out by yourself?”

Related:
The Curse Of The Babyface, Part 3
The Curse Of The Babyface, Part 2
The Curse Of The Babyface

When Working Retail Even A Small Victory Is Momentous

, , , , | Right | CREDIT: Blacknwhitedog | June 8, 2023

It is in the early 90s and I am a teenager working at a retail chemist. I am working on the customer service/returns/photo processing counter.

Customer: “Hi, I would like to return this CD rack for a refund, unfortunately, I can’t find the receipt.”

We allowed this on store-branded products but only for an exchange, not a refund, and I explain this to the customer, who is okay with that. After attempting to scan the box:

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but this isn’t our product, we can’t exchange this or refund.”

Customer: “No, I definitely bought it here.”

Me: *Pointing to a well-known brand name on the box.* “It says [Other Brand]. We’re [Our Brand].”

Customer: “Erm… oops?”

I still don’t know whether he was trying it on, but I don’t think so as he turned pink, apologised, and I heard a muffled “for f*** sake!” as he left.

My triumphant feeling lasted at least an hour, got to savour those small victories when working in retail!

A Medical Yankee In King Charles’s Pharmacy

, , , , , , , , | Healthy | CREDIT: marshtheman93 | May 24, 2023

I am a community pharmacist in the UK for a chain. As most people will be aware, the UK has certain rules and regulations, especially when it comes to controlled drugs.

An American tourist comes into my shop one day, goes up to the cashier, and asks to speak with the pharmacist. He’s directed to me.

Tourist: “Do you have [controlled drug] in stock?”

Me: *Politely* “I’m sorry, but I can’t give you that without a valid prescription.”

Tourist: “Why not? It’s not a controlled drug.”

Me: “Well, it is over here.”

Tourist: “Listen, I’m a practicing doctor. I’ve been in this job for thirty years. So, would you please go into the back and get me what I came for?”

Me: “Look, I understand you may be a doctor in your own country, but I still can’t give you [drug] without a valid prescription.”

The guy stamps his foot and grunts. He then proceeds to pull out a prescription pad from his backpack and starts writing. Yes, this is no joke. This guy actually brings his prescription pad from his surgery on holiday with him. I honestly find it hard not to laugh. He slaps the prescription down on the counter.

Tourist: “There. That’s the prescription, I’m the prescribing doctor.”

He then proceeds to pull out his licence. I take one look at it and tell him:

Me: “This has no standing here. That is a prescription from a clinic in America. You will need a valid one from a general practitioner in the UK.”

Tourist: “Oh, for God’s sake, this is ridiculous. I’m a doctor. You can see that.”

Me: “You may be a doctor. I’m not denying that. I’m just telling you that I cannot accept this prescription legally.”

Tourist: “Why are you doing this?”

Me: “Because I could lose my job for prescribing a controlled drug without a valid prescription. If you can get a valid prescription from a GP over here, I’d be—”

Tourist: “What’s your name?”

I give him my name.

Tourist: “Right. You listen to me. You prescribe me the medication, or I will ensure that you lose your job.”

Again, I try not to laugh.

Me: “Sir, you can complain to the GPC [General Pharmaceutical Council] about me all you like. I’ll even give you the number of my company’s head office. But they will tell you the exact same thing I have repeatedly told you. You need a valid prescription from a UK GP. I am not prepared to break the law.”

He took a business card for our head office and storms out. Later that week, the other pharmacy in town told me that the man also went into their shop that same day and handed over his prescription, and he was also refused, making similar threats.

A Dose Of Schadenfreude Will Help Ease The Pain

, , , , , | Working | CREDIT: primalgiratina | April 22, 2023

I’ve been working in a pharmacy for a little less than a year. I’m technically still a pharmacy technician in training since I’m not certified, but I am effectively a full tech. This is my first job. In a retail pharmacy. Boy, do I regret that decision now!

When I was hired, we had about eight people on staff as full-time techs. The workload was high but manageable. But over the course of the last few months, everything has changed. Everyone at our store is chronically underpaid — even as a newbie, I got paid the same as my coworkers who had been there for five years. Raises here are notoriously hard to get and even harder to fight for, so people started leaving. 

We got new hires to replace the people that left, but some of them left, as did more of the original employees.

We’re now down to three part-time techs and two full-time ones. I’m one of the part-timers, and I’m alone on the weekends: one pharmacist, one tech. All of the other pharmacies in the area have started to close on the weekends. I just can’t fathom how nothing is being done! I’m seriously about to quit my job. If my manager weren’t the literal nicest guy I’ve ever met, I would have been out of there months ago. Instead, I get to watch the rollercoaster we’re on take a nose dive and keep plowing through straight into the fifth circle of Hell.

Now, if you’d told me the position the pharmacy would end up in a few months ago, I would have dipped so fast I would have clipped through the door. But now, having actually experienced it, I’m kind of glad I stayed.

I have an innate love for watching poorly-managed, abusive workplaces burn to the ground. Working for [Pharmacy], I not only get front-row seats, but I am also in the splash zone. One pharmacist walked out mid-shift, and now the other pharmacists have all followed him. Every. Single. One. Where we once had about seven pharmacists working here, including two guys totally new to the field, we now have a grand total of zilch. Every shift is covered by either a float or our regional manager himself. Every time I clock in, I spin a mental roulette wheel, wondering who we’ll get that day — if anyone at all.

As you can imagine, this has affected our productivity a little. Just a tad. In September, we were 800 prescriptions in the hole. It’s now December, and as of my last shift, that has literally doubled. And that’s just the fill queue. We don’t talk about data entry or declined prescriptions. God help you if you look at the data review.

We’re so backed up at this point that we’ve had to resort to only filling prescriptions for people who come in looking for stuff that was supposed to be done two weeks ago. As you can guess, this is like putting a bandaid on a bullet wound. I imagine we’re going to run into the problem eventually that we can’t help everyone who comes inside. We’re already basically leaving the phones completely unanswered — with the exception of transfers to other pharmacies and doctors calling… which usually results in a new script that doesn’t get filled — and the drive-thru hasn’t been open in months.

But I promise, there is good news! Every good death has some kind of payout. And boy, is this one paying out.

After tearing out what is left of his hair, my regional manager decides to say, “To h*** with it,” and just duke it out with corporate. And, to everyone’s shock and awe, he wins. I guess they realized that if the board of pharmacy saw us in the state we’re in, we’d be forced to shut down.

Everyone at my store has been making a baseline of about sixteen dollars an hour, including me. That number has changed a bit. Non-certified techs in training are being bumped up to nineteen dollars an hour. Certified techs are going to twenty-seven. If I decided to take the test and pass, I’d be getting a solid eleven-dollar raise. Not terrible!

But, I guess I can’t say I’m all that surprised. I know at least 95% of this is retention. We have the same problem we’ve had for months; if we hire a new person, they’ll be out within a month. My proof? Three of the people who were hired in September have already quit or are quitting soon. One of the girls we hired decided she was done after Thanksgiving. The new guy we have has been here four weeks and is already interviewing elsewhere. And I’m not even mad. I can’t be, because I’m actively encouraging them to get out while they still can.

Sure, I’m the only person working Saturdays now. Sure, the manager I adored has finally had enough and left. And sure, this is probably the worst possible job I could have started with.

But oh, my God, I am having the time of my life. I can’t move jobs anyway, with my schedule being so insane. So, you know what? I’m going to enjoy every single bit of this. I’ll get out eventually. Right now, though, I’m gonna eventually be getting paid twenty-seven dollars an hour to see just how deep this downward spiral of a rabbit hole goes. And to me, that’s enough for now.