There’s No Need To Be A Dishbag About It
I’m working in a pharmacy. A customer comes to the consult window. The pharmacist is on the phone, so I ask if there’s something I can help her with.
Customer: *Loudly* “Where are your DISHES?”
Me: “Dishes?”
Customer: “Yes, DISHES!”
Me: “Like plates?”
She gestures wildly at her own crotch, now yelling.
Customer: “DISHES! For VAGINAS!”
Me: “Douches?”
Customer: “Yeah, DISHES.”
Me: “Um. Aisle fourteen.”
She was carrying like five cans of feminine deodorant spray, so I don’t know how she missed the douches; those items are right next to each other.