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A Truly Unmatched Level Of Audacity

, , , , , , | Working | CREDIT: Aiku | May 26, 2023

I worked with a young woman who only got her job — which was specially made for her — because her dad was golfing buddies with our CEO.

[Coworker] regularly blamed her team for her numerous mistakes and took all the credit for their hard work.

I used to do trade shows, and after the fall season, I would be back in the office and create a comprehensive report on the results of the shows, normally fifteen-plus pages. The Veeps always wanted paper reports, not attachments, so I normally printed them out and distributed them personally to the staff.

I handed [Coworker] her copy as we passed in the corridor. Then, I watched in sheer amazement as she marched straight into the CEO’s office and said, I kid you not:

Coworker: “Here, [CEO]. I just put this together for you.”

Stunning. The report was all about trade shows, and she wasn’t even in the same department!

Cue the revenge. I marched in there right after her.

Me: “Oh, [Coworker], I just realized that my report has some numerical errors. Let me have it back and I’ll get you a revised one.”

I said it all while staring at the CEO with a slightly raised eyebrow.

As I left, I heard the most wonderful words from the CEO:

CEO: “[My Name], would you please close the door as you leave?”

[Coworker] came out about five minutes later looking like a ripe tomato. I couldn’t resist asking:

Me: “How was your little tête-à-tête with our boss?”

Ordering A Number 2 At The Drive-Thru

, , , , , , , , | Right | May 23, 2023

I am cleaning up outside our fast food place. There is a long line of cars at the drive-thru. A woman gets out of her car with her little dog and lets it do its business right next to our outside seating area.

She locks eyes with me and then gets back in her car with her dog, leaving a steaming pile of doggie doo-doo right there without any attempt to put it in a sanitary bag and dispose of it in the special trash bin provided.

I grab a takeout paper bag used by our store and, using my special tools for just such occasions, I take her “leftovers” and place them in the bag.

She has just reached the drive-thru so her window is down. As she is ordering, I walk up to her car and hand over the bag.

Me: “Ma’am, you forgot this.”

Customer: “What is that?”

Me: “I believe you dropped it.”

The customer opens the bag and screams.

Customer: “You little c***! Get me your manager! I’m gonna get you fired!”

The manager comes over to the window and the customer complains.

Manager: “Ma’am, dog fouling carries a fine of $500. Would you like us to put it back where we found it and report your license plate to the police?”

The customer took the poop.

My manager told me not to do that again because what I did so close to customers and food was a big health no-no, but it was so worth it.


Not every bad drive-thru customer gets their comeuppance, but it’s amazing when it happens! Sadly, they’re not the only bad examples, as evidenced by these 13 MORE Crazy Stories About Drive-Thru Customers!

There’s No Time For This Kind Of Jerkitude

, , , , , , , | Right | May 23, 2023

If there is one true thing I have learned about traveling it is: do not annoy airport staff! They are the people who decide if you get to board or not; being aggressive, rude, or confrontational to them will get you nowhere!

I am traveling to see family in New Zealand and currently going through the bag check. In front of me, I can see an angry, red-faced businessman who seems to be stressed and in a hurry. The security person, an Asian woman in her forties, is checking his luggage and the businessman immediately becomes abusive.

Businessman: “WHY THE H*** ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT? GET A BLOODY MOVE ON!”

Security #1: “Sir, your luggage was selected for a hand check, so you just need to be patient.”

Businessman: “I HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT LEAVING IN TEN MINUTES! F****** HURRY UP! GOD, I’M SICK OF THIS AIRPORT HIRING THESE IDIOTS!”

Security #2: “Sir… you need to calm down. We are just doing our jobs!”

Businessman: “I travel through this airport frequently, and it gets worse every time because you keep hiring these [Asian slur]s, and I’m sick of their d*** incompetence! Learn to speak f****** English!”

Security #2: “There is no need for that language, sir. You just need to let us do our jobs!”

Businessman: “I have a flight leaving in ten minutes! I don’t have time for this s***! Just give me my bag and let me leave! Why is that so f****** hard?!”

Security now looked extremely fed up with this guy, but clearly, they weren’t done with him yet. I noticed that the staff member did her bag check slightly slower than normal. All the while, the man proceeded to throw a tantrum and acted like a spoiled child.

At long last, he snatched his luggage away and began to stomp off… only to be stopped for a body search! Immediately, he blew his top again.

When I left to walk to my gate, he was still raging and I very much doubt he made his flight.

The moral of this story: while traveling is stressful, it always helps to be patient with staff doing their jobs. Otherwise, you may not make your flight. I’m still baffled about why he was causing so much trouble when he had so little time to make his flight.

Check Out What Happens When You’re Rude At The Checkout

, , , , , , , | Right | May 20, 2023

I’m doing my weekly grocery shop at a big-name supermarket. There’s one woman who keeps telling people she’s in a rush and pushing past them to get what she needs, with none of the usual “Sorry, can I just squeeze by you?” or “Excuse me…” pleasantries we like to exchange in this country.

I finish up and am standing in line at the checkout. The rude woman is behind me, making irritated noises and sighing a lot. I’m next in line when another register opens, so I wheel my trolley over, making sure I block the rude woman’s path so she can’t go first. I start unloading my items onto the conveyor belt. 

Woman: “You really ought to let me go first, you know. I only have a few things, and I’m in a rush.”

Me: “Well, seeing as you’ve been so nice to everyone you’ve come in contact with in the shop today… no. You can wait.”

Woman: “But I’m in a hurry! This is my lunch break! I have to get back to work!”

Me: “Sounds like a ‘you’ problem to me. You can wait your turn, and don’t tell me what I ought to do. Even my mother doesn’t get to do that.”

Woman: “How rude of you!”

Me: “Oh, so we’re gonna go there, are we? You’ve consistently been rude to multiple people in this store, pushing and shoving and generally being annoying. You almost knocked one old man off his feet, and I haven’t heard a single ‘sorry’ or ‘please’ or ‘thank you’ come out of your mouth. So, now, you can wait. And I’m done talking.”

Woman: “I’ll get a manager! He’ll make you let me go ahead of you, and he’ll ban you from the store!”

At this point, the man behind the register pipes up.

Manager: “Actually, madam, I’m the manager on duty today. There’s no way I’d have made this lady let you check out first, and I wouldn’t have banned her for no reason. I’ve witnessed your behaviour today, too, and it was shockingly rude. Like the lady just told you, you can wait your turn.”

He turns to me and winks, also slowing the pace at which he’s scanning my things drastically.  

Manager: “How would you like to pay today, madam? Cash? Card? Multiple cards? A bit of both?”

I planned on just using my debit card from my primary bank account, but I get the gist of what he is saying and play along.

Me: “Can I split it between three cards and then pay cash for the remainder?”

Manager: *Grinning* “Of course, you can. It’ll take a little longer, but I always like to accommodate valued customers like you.”

As my Ma says, it doesn’t cost anything to say, “Please,” and, “Thank you,” and, “Excuse me,” and those words get you a long way sometimes.

The Fall Of The Write-Up King

, , , , , , , , | Working | CREDIT: Hyperquizzitist | May 19, 2023

About nine years ago, I worked at a food service job within a retail store. This job was absolutely horrible, as I got written up for anything and everything I did. If I took my breaks, I got a write-up. If I didn’t take my breaks, I got a write-up.

I called out once with a doctor’s note saying that I absolutely could not work, as my illness was highly contagious, and I got a write-up. This was my first time ever calling out, and I gave forty-eight hours of notice. The second and last time was for my grandma’s funeral, which I had requested off and was denied. I was written up then, too.

Any excuse my supervisor could find to write me up, he did. Being in high school at the time, I took this very personally and assumed that I had done something wrong. I worked there for two years, taking each write-up as a “learning opportunity”. However, I finally reached a point where I recognized that it wasn’t my fault, and the malicious compliance began.

In this job, there were add-ons, and these add-ons came with an upcharge. I had customers complain to me constantly about not wanting to be charged extra, but normally, they would just pay it and move on. One customer, however, refused to pay for the add-on but wanted it anyway. I pointed to the sign that said that it would cost extra and tried my best to politely explain to her that I couldn’t give it to her without charging her. She demanded to speak to my manager.

I happily called the manager over, as at that time the leader was also my area supervisor — each day there was an overall leader which would cycle, but each department had its own supervisor as well. [Manager] was employed through the retail store specifically. Regardless, I thought that surely [Manager] would have my back, as he knew the most about the rules that I had to follow. I was very, very wrong.

After listening to the customer, [Manager] proceeded to yell at me in front of her.

Manager: “The customer is always right, and you are not paid to argue with her. Give her what she wants, and do not charge her for any of it!”

He also informed her that I would be written up for this, and I was.

From that moment on, whenever a customer complained about having to pay for an add-on, I didn’t charge them for it. If they demanded their items for free, stating that they didn’t like them or had a bad experience in the past, I gave them to them for free. After all, the customer said that they shouldn’t have to pay for them, so who was I to argue?

Of course, he meant that I shouldn’t “argue” to the point of the manager being called, but he didn’t specify, and I didn’t want to be written up for it again, nor did I care to follow a “do as I mean, not as I say” policy anymore. It didn’t take long for the people who worked in the actual retail store to learn that they could also get add-ons for free if they complained about it, as at the time that they were ordering, they were technically customers. Since each add-on cost between sixty cents and a dollar, and most customers wanted more than one add-on, the company was losing an average of two to three dollars per transaction on the add-ons alone, not even considering the customers who got their entire orders for free.

Of course, two to three dollars doesn’t seem like much, but it was enough to catch the attention of my district supervisor. [District Supervisor] was employed by the food service company, and her job was to oversee the branches that were inside retail stores. [District Supervisor] was very nice and respected the employees who worked with her company, regardless of if they weren’t employed directly by her company, as was my case.

She first asked [Manager] why our location appeared to be less profitable than other locations and less profitable than it had been a few months previously. He tried to pin it on me, saying that I was stealing from the company by giving my friends and coworkers free items.

[District Supervisor], understanding how serious an accusation that was, insisted on speaking with me alone. I expected to be fired, but she instead asked me why profits had gone down. I explained to her what [Manager] had told me about the customer always being right, and how I had gotten written up and didn’t want to be written up again, so I followed his instructions word for word. For the first time since starting this job, someone took my side! She agreed that not charging for those add-ons would explain the loss she was seeing and that how [Manager] handled the situation was unprofessional and entirely against policy.

Having [Manager] accuse me of stealing to protect himself was my last straw, and I put in my two weeks’ notice that same day. Our human resources representative had apparently taken notice of how [Manager] was treating me, as her exact words were, “It’s about time; I’m glad you’re finally standing up for yourself.” With my consent, she altered some of the dates to make my end date a week earlier than it should have been since the schedule had not been written yet. To this day, I think of her as my guardian angel.

Shortly after my last shift, I was informed by my friends that [Manager] no longer worked there, either. [District Supervisor] was so upset with him that she called his supervisor and launched an investigation into his behavior. As it turns out, I was not the only one he would write up without a legitimate reason. They were also incredibly upset that he directly caused an unnecessary loss in profits. He could not blame me for it, as it was his words, and many people corroborated that he had said the same to them at one point or another. I was just the first to maliciously comply with his request, thus bringing his behavior to the attention of someone in a higher position than him. He was fired, effective immediately.