For The Love Of God, Suck It Up And CALL THE VET
I went into a very large feed store for the very first time and was a little overwhelmed by the size of the place. A clerk directed me to the medications, and I was looking through them when two women in their early thirties spotted me and walked over.
Woman #1: “Excuse me, but I’m looking for something for my horse. He has [some sort of problem that I don’t remember] with [some piece of horse anatomy that’s unknown to me].”
Me: “Sorry, but I don’t work here.”
Woman #1: “But you’re standing there in front of the medicines!”
Me: “I’m shopping. I don’t work here, sorry.”
The women left for a few minutes and then returned.
Woman #1: “We’ve decided that since we thought you worked here, you need to help us anyway.”
[Woman #2] nodded.
Me: “I’m sorry, but I don’t know anything about horses. If you need help, you will need to ask somebody who works here.”
Woman #1: “But I can’t find anybody, and you’re here. What’s that in your hand?”
Me: “It’s something to stop feather plucking in chickens.”
Woman #1: “Does it help horses?”
Me: “Whaaaaat?!”
[Woman #1] gave a loud sigh.
Woman #1: “We need help with our horse. Will any of these help?”
She pointed to the shelf.
Me: “I don’t know anything about treating horses. Maybe you could call your vet. They might be able to help you.”
Woman #1: “But vets cost money, and they’d probably want us to bring him in.”
[Woman #2] nodded again.
Woman #1: “Just tell me what you think will help.”
Me: “But I don’t work here, and I don’t know anything about treating horses.”
I decided to walk away and come back later. Maybe they would find something for their horse’s problem and I would be able to shop in peace. A little while later, I returned to the same aisle and it was empty. Now to get a few things for the chickens. But nope. They spotted me and headed back for another round.
Woman #1: “Look, we need something for our horse. If you didn’t know anything about medicines, you wouldn’t be in this aisle. We don’t want to call the vet because that’s expensive, and we’re not taking him in. If you don’t know, why don’t you call somebody who does?”
Woman #2: “Yeah, we can’t afford that. We’re not going to the vet. We just need some medicine for him.”
Me: “You want me to call a vet for you?! It sounds like you need to call your vet. Maybe they could advise you over the phone — because I don’t know anything about treating horses! I am here looking for stuff for my chickens, and I know nothing about treating horses!“
A clerk must have heard me raise my voice because he came over. The women immediately went over to him, complaining because their horse needed help, I wouldn’t help them, and they did not want to pay for a vet.
I headed straight for the registers. I just hope that poor horse got the help he needed.