I am explaining traits of our bats in the bat enclosure in the zoo.
Me: “These bats, like all mammals in the Chiroptera family, are—”
A guest on the tour speaks up.
Guest: “Excuse me. You’re wrong. I would appreciate you not lying to my children.”
Me: “Wrong about what, ma’am?”
Guest: “Bats aren’t mammals! Honestly, you work in a zoo!”
Me: “Bats are absolutely mammals, ma’am. In fact—”
Guest: “Bats fly! They have wings! They’re birds!“
A few other members of the tour group chuckle, but I try to remain polite.
Me: “Some mammals can fly, ma’am. In fact—”
Guest: “Stop lying to the children!”
With that, she storms out, dragging two upset-looking children with her. I just turn to my group, who looks as dumbfounded as me.
Me: “Wait until she gets to the ocean exhibit and finds out about the dolphins.”