We Wish That Man Many Petted Cats — Including Yours!
My husband and I are searching for my lost cat, who escaped a few days ago. I’ve done what people recommend like keeping food out, putting his litter box outside, and putting out blankets and clothes with mine and his scent on them. Nothing has worked; all I have attracted have been other cats and some mischievous raccoons.
I also took to our neighborhood Facebook page. People claim to have seen him here and there, and the latest report was super early in the morning around the neighborhood near the elementary school five minutes down the street. Great.
It’s a weekday, and parents are starting to drop off their kids for the morning. Next to the school is the housing office, so we park our car there and get to searching, cans of wet cat food in hand.
For the early morning drop-off, two military police officers are nearby, and we approach to ask for help.
Me: “Good morning!”
Officer #1: “Morning!”
Me: “You haven’t seen a black and white cat around here, have you?”
Officer #2: *Immediately perking up* “A cat?”
Me: “Yes.”
Officer #2: *Excitedly* “Is he a friendly cat?”
[Officer #1] shakes his head and puts his face in his hands.
Me: “He is very friendly. He ran off a few days ago, and someone told me they think they saw him around here.”
My husband explains more of the situation.
Officer #1: “I’m sorry, I haven’t seen anything.”
Officer #2: *Takes out a pen and paper* “Okay, give me your name and phone number. I’ll keep an eye out. Because if there’s a cat around here—” *looks at us with complete seriousness* “—I guarantee, I am going to pet it.”
Officer #1: *Sighs and shakes his head again* “Dude, what is it with you and cats?”
Officer #2: *Laughs and ignores him* “I promise you, if I see him, I’ll let you guys know and I’ll keep an eye out! I love cats. There has not been a stray cat around here that I haven’t tried to pet.”
We laughed, thanked him, and moved on. We didn’t end up finding my cat yet (still looking as I’m writing this), but we did get a call from the guy laughing saying he got a report of a “suspicious cat” and was wondering if that was us. It wasn’t, but it’s nice to know someone out there is keeping a lookout!