Trust Me, NO ONE Is Trying To Steal Your Identity
I work at a pet store with “memberships”. It’s free to enroll, but if you don’t fill out the entire thing, you don’t get the membership pricing. This was not always the case, but at some point, things changed. A woman approaches my register and rattles off her phone number. I pull up her account.
Me: “Okay, it looks like we don’t have an email for you.”
Customer: “No, and you won’t, either.”
Me: “Just so you know, corporate has changed the way things work. Without a complete profile, you won’t get any of the savings.”
Customer: “Well, that’s bulls***.”
I make a sympathetic face but say nothing.
Customer: “Just put in my name at Hotmail or something.”
This is a common tactic: people giving some combination of their first and last name at a domain to get around giving us their real email.
Me: “Okay. So, I have [Customer’s Full Name] at Hotmail—”
Customer: “Oh, my God, what did I just tell you?”
Me: “Um… to put your name at Hotmail?”
Customer: “Cancel the order. Get your manager. I’m done.”
The manager comes over and talks her down before checking her out on a different register. After the woman leaves, the manager comes to me.
Manager: “You’re gonna love this. She’s mad that you used her real email.”
Me: “But… she told me to use that? I don’t get it.”
Manager: “Yeah, because that’s her real email.”
Me: “So, after she refused to give me her email, she gave me her email and got mad about it?”
Manager: “Yup. Said you were stealing her identity.”
Me: “I wouldn’t want to be her for a minute.”