Why Don’t You Bunny Hop Out Of Here?
(At the pet store I work at, we cannot sell bunnies close to Easter for obvious reasons. The same applies to snakes, spiders, and black cats close to Halloween. A few incidents of people bringing them back was too much for the owner. Some customers don’t or refuse to understand this, however. Example #1:)
Man: “Hi, can you show me where the bunnies are? I’d like to buy some.”
Coworker: “Sorry, sir, but we’re not allowed to sell rabbits so close to Easter.”
Man: “What?! This is ridiculous! I can’t have an Easter party without a d*** rabbit!”
Coworker: “Again, sorry but rules are rules. We had people buying pets in impulse and bringing them back shortly after.”
Man: “So? Who wants animals after they served their purpose?”
(Example #2:)
Customer: “Excuse me, can you show me where the kittens are?”
Me: “Sure, but I hope you weren’t planning on a black cat, since we’re not allowed to sell those during Halloween season.”
Customer: “What?! Without a black cat my decor and costume will be ruined! What about snakes?”
Me: “It’s a no for them and spiders.”
Customer: “Fine! I’ll go to the animal shelter.”
Me: “Pretty sure they have a similar policy.”
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