Groomed To Be An A**-Hole

| USA | Crazy Requests

(We happen to work at a store extremely close to a high school which recently experienced a tragic shooting. Traffic builds up as parents are frantically trying to retrieve their children and belongings from the school. Police restrict access for safety reasons, causing spillover to multiple neighborhoods. This call comes within an hour of the event.)

Manager: “Hello, thank you for calling [Pet Store]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “There’s traffic near the school.”

Manager: “We’ve heard there was a shooting there just an hour ago, sadly. A few students are injured, with at least one confirmed death. It’s likely to be congested there for a while…”

Customer: *huffing* “Well, am I going to be able to get to my grooming appointment?”

Manager: *speechless*

Turn That Arrrrr Into An Awww

| PA, USA | Bizarre, Pets & Animals

(It’s about a week before Halloween. I’m working at a pet store when a man walks in dressed like a pirate. The entire time we’re having this conversation my coworker and I are trying not to laugh.)

Customer: “I would like to look at your parrots.”

Me: “Parrots? Yeah, we have those right over there in the bird section.”

(He asks a few questions about the various birds we have on sale and eventually decides on a Sun Conure.)

Customer: “Thank you! Now the seas won’t be so lonely!”

(He came in a few days later with his new pet to buy some bird toys and to show us the tiny pirate bandana he made it.)

Stupidity Unplugged

| Winnipeg, MB, Canada | Extra Stupid, Technology

(The customer is purchasing an electric heating pad for the bottom of his lizard cage.)

Customer: *holding the plug* “Will this work if I don’t plug it in?”