An elderly couple comes into our pet store.
Man: “We need to get a hat for our granddaughter’s pet. We’re visiting her across the country for the first time, and this is what we’ve been asked to bring for her birthday.”
Woman: “So silly to get a hat for an animal. But if that’s what she wants…”
Me: “Well, we have a decent selection. Is this for a dog?”
Man: “I… I actually don’t know.”
Woman: “You don’t know? Doesn’t [Granddaughter] make you say hello to the thing every time you FaceTime?”
Man: “I don’t really pay attention. She’s always calling when I’m watching the golf, so…”
Woman: “Well, it has to be a dog… right?”
Man: “You mean you don’t know, either?”
Woman: “I always thought it was a cat. It makes such high-pitched noises.”
She turns to me.
Woman: “Do cats wear hats?”
Me: “Sometimes, but it’s far more common on dogs since they’re usually more amenable to wearing clothes.”
Man: “Shall we call her?”
Woman: “I’m not calling her to ask if her pet is a cat or a dog!”
Me: “Do you perhaps have any pictures of the pet?”
Man: “I think so! Let me check!”
He managed to find an image of the creature that might have been a cat or a dog.
It was a parrot.