Clawing For An “I Told You So”
(I’ve worked at this vet’s office for over a year. I’ve found myself butting heads with a sort-of new coworker, who worked at a different vet for a few years and will stubbornly try to conform all our documents and protocols to what her old workplace did. She’s started assuming anything I do or say is automatically wrong. On this particular workday, a cat that stays with us regularly has arrived.)
Coworker #1: “I’m bringing back, uh, [Cat] to board.”
Supervisor: “Put him in one of the big cages.”
Me: “I’ll grab the sign.”
(I grab one of our warning signs and go to hang it on the cat’s cage door.)
Coworker #1: “Woah, woah woah, he doesn’t need that! He’s been sweet so far!”
Me: “I’ve met him before, and he’ll rip your face off.”
Coworker #1: “No, he would NOT! You can’t just go saying things like that!”
Coworker #2: *silently dying of laughter behind Coworker #1*
(Fast-forward a couple weeks. I arrive at work and see that the same cat has arrived the day before. Then Coworker #1 arrives, with some recent claw marks on her face and neck. When she’s out of earshot, Coworker #2 comes up to me.)
Coworker #2: “You know, [Cat] tried to rip [Coworker #1]’s face off yesterday.”
Me: “Really? I warned her, didn’t I?”
Coworker #2: *laughs* “Oh, yeah, you did!”
(We had to suffer through even more bossy and angrily manic behavior than usual. Guess we deserved it, for making fun.)