Dough Not Engage!
(I work in a chain bakery within a shopping centre. We are across from a supermarket and throughout the day a sales associate goes on “tastings,” essentially just standing in front of the shopfront offering free samples to people walking past. I am out on tastings when I am approached by an older man. I am eighteen and fresh out of high school.)
Random Guy: “Well, I suppose I’d better take one, then.”
Me: “Here you go, enjoy!”
Random Guy: “Hey, why did the baker go out of business? Because he ran out of dough!”
(Cue awkward laughter and a polite customer service smile.)
Random Guy: “Hey, can I buy you a drink?”
(This catches me totally off guard as this has never happened before, and I have no idea how to respond, so I just try to be polite.)
Me: *laughs* “No, thanks. I’ve got to do my work.”
Random Guy: “Don’t worry, I’ll get you a drink.”
(The dude walked away and I thought he was leaving, but he was back ten minutes later with what looked like a bottle of wine; it was a non-alcoholic drink from the supermarket next door. He gave it to me and I just thanked him and ran back inside as quickly as possible. I’m still not sure if he was a creep or just trying to be nice.)