Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction, Even In The Medical World
My thirty-five-year-old son is having his first appointment with his new optometrist. As usual, he gets a pre-appointment packet to complete with personal and family medical history questions. He calls me for clarification on some things and goes off to the appointment. Then, he calls me from the exam room.
Son: “Mom, I’m in the appointment now, and the doctor has some questions about family history. I have you on speaker.”
Doctor: “Hi, Mrs. [My Last Name]. I think your son made some mistakes here. I need you to clarify. Let’s start with his father’s family history.”
Me: “Sure. His father’s father had cataracts. There’s a family history as my husband’s grandmother had them as well as her son.”
Doctor: “That’s what he had — no issues there. Now for your family.”
Me: “Yeah, that’s the bad one.”
I start listing ALL the eye problems in the family history, including strabismus, glaucoma, cataracts, macular degeneration, retinal degeneration, severe nearsightedness, and various forms of color blindness.
Doctor: “Um, really? Who had each of those, and what were their ages at diagnosis?”
Most of these are either me or my mother, some are both, and all were diagnosed at a younger age than generally diagnosed.
Me: “Oh, and my retinal degeneration was diagnosed when I was thirty-two, and I was not and still am not diabetic. I actually had a pregnancy glucose challenge test after diagnosis and was still fine.”
Doctor: “That’s what he had, but it’s just too much. No one has this much in one family.”
Me: “Well, we do.”
Doctor: “That’s unbelievable.”
Me: “How do you think I feel?!
Eventually, my son was able to order new glasses. He’s back on the hunt for a new optometrist before next year.