No Helium For The Airhead, Part 4
I used to work at a party supply store where our biggest appeal was that we would blow up balloons for parties and such. Over the summer I worked there, there was a helium shortage, so we were currently not blowing up any balloons.
Customer: “Hello. Can I get some balloons filled?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we are currently out of helium, so we are unable to blow up any balloons right now.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s all right. I’ll just blow them up myself.”
Me: “Okay, then what would you like?”
As he was picking out Mylar balloons:
Customer: “Why can’t you guys fill these up anyway?”
Me: “Because we are out of helium.”
Customer: “Why do you need helium?”
Me: “So that the balloon floats.”
Customer: “Oh, so I can’t just blow these up. All right, where are the smaller regular balloons?”
Me: “You mean the latex ones? They’re down that aisle.”
I figured he understood what I meant and was just getting the latex balloons for some floor decorations or something, but when he came back to check out, it was clear he had not passed chemistry.
Customer: “That’s so weird, huh? So, the Mylar balloons won’t float if you just put air in them? Why? Are they too heavy?”
Me: “Um, how are you planning to blow those latex balloons up?”
Customer: “I’m just going to use my mouth.”
Me: “You are aware they won’t float like that, right?”
Customer: “They will. That’s how you blow balloons up.”
Me: “No matter what the balloons are made of, just blowing air into it will not make them float. You need helium.”
Customer: “Why do you need that?”
Me: “Because it’s lighter than air and makes them float.”
Customer: “Well, can’t I just breathe that out?”
Me: “No, you cannot breathe out helium. It comes from the ground.”
Customer: “How does gas come from the ground?”
Me: “Sir, I’m not sure, but either way, those balloons will not float. Do you still want them?”
Customer: “Well, I guess not.”
Luckily, I was able to check him out without further incident after that. Unfortunately, he was just one of many incidents almost exactly like that. Pay attention in chemistry, kids.
Related:
No Helium For The Airhead, Part 3
No Helium For The Airhead, Part 2
No Helium For The Airhead