I overhear two customers talking in my checkout line.

Customer: “I wish my brain could, like, process bitcoin or something, instead of always just having some stupid song playing in there on repeat.”

While stocking the shelves in the toy aisle, I overhear a little girl talking to her dad: 

Girl: “Dad, are boomerangs like frisbees but for people who have no friends?”

I overhear a tourist on the phone at a park that has lots of peacocks.

Tourist: “There’s blue disco chickens everywhere here, man…”

I see a dad putting his son, who looks to be about two or three, in a high chair at a restaurant. The kid isn’t having it and gives his dad an exasperated look.

Kid: “Am I a baby? Am. I. A. BABY?”

My dad and I are in a dollar store.

Dad: “I just heard the lady on the next aisle ask if something was a dollar.”

Me: “I’ve only read about those people on NotAlwaysRight. I didn’t think they existed in real life!”