Pepé Le Pew In Reverse
I live near a national forest, and it’s not uncommon to see minor wildlife ambling through. The biggest is a bobcat though, and we don’t have a problem with mountain lions or bears.
Unfortunately, we have a neighbor who is very irresponsible with their pet cat, whom they allow to wander around at will. Now, I don’t know whether the cat is this way because he has had to contend with various wildlife his entire life, or whether he’s just a furry little jerk, but he will fight anything his size or smaller. He’s taught another neighbor’s Scottish Terrier to fear him, and he bullies other cats mercilessly.
Then one night, he got taught a very rude lesson. It was a nice summer evening, and we had all the windows open to enjoy the cool air, when I heard a feline yowl. The neighbor’s cat had found some poor critter to pick a fight with.
Neighbor’s Cat: *Angry growl and hiss.*
Neighbor’s Cat: *Louder angry yowl.*
Neighbor’s Cat: *Furious yowling and a scream that means he’s in full attack mode.*
Neighbor’s Cat: *Sudden, very shocked, very “I regret everything in my life that led me to this moment” screech and the sound of scrambling paws as the cat flees.*
Then I uttered a string of curses and bolted for the window to close it. Outside, a small black and white animal strolled away from the light from my window.
Yep, the neighbor’s cat decided to bully a western spotted skunk, a slightly smaller, more weasel-looking kind of skunk than the usual kind. It probably looked like a small, easy victim to bully. And of course, the furry little jerk picked a fight directly outside my window, much to my dismay.
It was a week before we saw that cat again, and even then, he was never outside after dark when skunks liked to prowl.
Every time I see him, I snicker at the thought of the thoroughly skunked cat fleeing into his owner’s house: reeking to high heaven, and needing to be bathed. I also suspect his human lost a lot of blood before the stench was washed away since he was a scrappy little fighter.
Lesson learned for both of them, I hope!