Hopping Mad
(My coworker is finishing taking an order from a middle-aged man.)
Coworker: *to customer* “Alright, lemme just get your name for the order.”
Customer: “It’s Bernie.”
Coworker: “Okay, it should be ten minutes.”
(My coworker types the customer’s name into the computer. When I go to the labeling machine to grab the stickers coming out, I see “Bunny” printed on the label.)
Me: “Uh, I think you misheard his name.” *shows label with “Bunny”*
Coworker: “No, I didn’t. He said that. I’m sure!”
Me: *to customer* “Just to confirm your name… is it ‘Bunny’?”
Customer: “No… BERNIE. Do I look like a stripper to you?!”