Always The Same Old Song
(I am DJing an office Christmas party. A guy who had made tons of requests, most of which I’d played, approaches my workstation.)
Guy: “Where’s my request?”
Me: “I’ve been playing your requests where they fit.”
Guy: “Well, play [Specific Song] next.”
Me: “I’ll get it in soon, but I don’t think it’ll be next. I’ve got a lot of requests coming in, so I have to play them where they fit.”
Guy: “Don’t worry about anyone else’s requests. I’m the boss. Just play my requests.”
Me: “Oh, good. You’re the boss? Then where’s my cheque?”
Guy: “What?”
Me: “Well, since nobody’s bothered to come over and introduce themselves to me yet, I didn’t know who to come find to collect payment.”
Guy: “So, just play my request whenever you can…”
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