Mario-No-No
(I’m helping out a friend who is managing a booth at one of the biggest video game swap meets in Canada. It’s pretty busy, and people are offering quite a few high-value trades. We have a bin of common, relatively cheap NES games at the front; the most expensive is Super Mario Bros 3 at $30. A kid, about 12, zones in and grabs it as soon as the swap meet opens.)
Kid: “How much for the Mario?” *ignoring the sticker price on it*
Me: “It’s $30, sir.”
Kid: “Can you do $15?”
Me: “Sorry, no can do.”
(The kid puts it back without saying a word, but he roams around and browses our tables a few more times. Eventually, he comes back with a tacky Chewbacca bobblehead that’s probably worth a few bucks.)
Kid: “Hey, can you do a trade for this?” *waves the Chewbacca bobblehead in my face*
Me: “All trades have to go through my boss. I’ll let you talk to him.”
Boss: *comes up after a minute* “Hey, what do you have there?”
Kid: “Will you trade this Chewbacca bobblehead for Mario 3?”
Boss: “Sorry, I’m not really interested in taking toys.”
Kid: *pause* “So, will you trade this for Mario 3?”
Boss: “Sorry, but no.”
Kid: “How about if I trade a game with it?”
Boss: “Depends on what you bring me.”
Kid: “What if I trade two games with it?”
Boss: “It still depends on what you bring me.”
Kid: “So… will you do $15 for this and some games?”
Boss: “I’d still need to see which games.”
(My boss then walked away, and the kid just gave a frustrated look and wandered off. He came by at least one more time, still holding that Chewbacca bobblehead. I know he’s a kid, but he was still old enough to know no means no.)