Meat-Headed Questions
(I work in the campus pub of my university. Staff get meals for a huge discount during their shift. Part of our menu is a signature burger. We also have a vegetarian burger. This conversation occurs as a coworker is trying to figure out what to have for their staff meal.)
Coworker #1: “Have you tried the veggie burger here?”
Me and Coworker #2: *shake heads*
Coworker #1: “Do you know if it’s any good?”
Coworker #2: “Well, it is one of the healthier options we have.”
Coworker #1: “Is it anything like meat?”
Me and Coworker #2: “Not really…”
Coworker #1: “Oh. Because I kind of want the taste of meat.”
*awkward silence*
Coworker #1: “Maybe I should just get the regular burger, huh?”
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