This Story Goes From Zero To Hundred
I’m working in the drive-thru. I take an order and the car pulls to the window to pay. I do my usual spiel and the driver goes to pass me a folded-up bill.
I reach out, but just as I’m about to grab it, I realize that it’s a $100 bill which we don’t accept.
Me: *Pulling my hand back* “Oh, I’m sorry, but we don’t—”
The customer, thinking I was holding the bill, lets go, sending it off in the wind.
I have never moved so fast in my life. I practically vault the counter and go Juggernaut through the front door to chase after the money. Thankfully, it doesn’t get far. Thoroughly out of breath, I run inside and hand it back to the customer.
Me: *Panting* “I’m sorry… We… don’t take $100… bills… Do you… have… another way… to pay?”