(My friend and I are watching a video on YouTube. At some point, the YouTuber says “We’re in Paris, but the Eiffel Tower is missing”.)
Friend: “He’s so dumb! Eiffel Tower is in France, not Paris!”
Me: “You’re dumb. Paris is a city in France.”
Friend: “It is? I thought it was the country at the bottom right of France.”
Me: “That’s Italy.”
Friend: “It is? I always thought it was in the top left of France.”
Me: “That’s the United Kingdom.”
Friend: “Oh, yeah, that country that stole our language.”
Me: “Dude, what’s our language?”
Friend: “English?”
Me: “…and the country named ‘England’ is in USA, or the UK?”
Friend: “…the UK. I’m stupid.”
Me: “Hey, at least you’re not one of the people that think our language is called ‘American.’”
My Father: “It isn’t?”
Related:
Me No Speak Americano, Part 2
Me No Speak Americano