No Jokes Here, Just An Important Lesson
I live with my mother, though we’re more like roommates. I pay the gas and electric bills while she pays the rest of the bills. My stepdad sleeps in a different house that we also own to keep it from seeming to be abandoned while we save up money to renovate it.
One morning in early December, I get up and am much more groggy than usual. I stumble out of my room to go to the bathroom, and I see my stepdad look up. He’s over by the stove and frantic.
Stepdad: “Are you okay?!”
Me: “I’m tired. I need to use the bathroom.”
Stepdad: “No, get your cat and go outside! Now!”
I am very confused, but I do what he says. I go back, grab my cat, and wander out of the house after slipping some shoes on. My stepdad comes back out a few minutes later with my groggy mother, the other cats, and the dog.
Stepdad: “The entire house was filled with gas! There was so much in there that you could see it! Are you both okay?!”
Now I begin to panic.
Me: “What?! How did that happen? Do we have a gas leak?”
Stepdad: “No, the stovetop was turned on, but it didn’t have a flame in it! The entire house was pumped with gas all night! Who left the stove on?!”
Mom: “Oh. I did that.”
Me: “…you did what?”
Mom: “I turned the flame on low to add some heat to the house last night. Something must have blown it out.”
I can’t tell who is angrier at this: me or my stepdad.
Me: “What the h***? Why would you do that?!”
Mom: “Well, it was cold, and the heater has been acting weird, so I didn’t want to turn it on.”
Me: “If [Stepdad] hadn’t gotten here in time, we could have died! No, listen to me. I pay the gas bill, and I say no more turning a burner on at night! Ever!”
Mom: “Well, what am I supposed to do when it gets cold?”
Me: “Put on a pair of socks! Wear an extra pair of PJ bottoms! Wear something with sleeves! Throw another blanket on your bed! You have a large, warm dog who sleeps with you; snuggle her!”
We later figured out that the reason we both made it through okay was that I sleep with my head next to the window that I keep cracked open in the winter, because I need a VERY cold room to be able to sleep well, and one of the windows in mom’s room has a chunk of glass missing. We both had a good supply of fresh air, as did the animals who sleep with us.
Mom doesn’t pull this anymore.