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Customers Provide Hot Air For Free

, , , | Right | April 21, 2020

I work in a party store.

Customer: “I need this returned and these ten balloons blown up.”

Me: “All righty! I can do that for you!”

She goes to walk away.

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I cannot blow up any balloons until you pay for them.”

Customer: “But I have other things to buy.”

Me: “If you will pay for these I will check out your other things separately after you get what you need.”

Customer: “I will have to check out twice or wait? That is ridiculous!”

Me: “I am so sorry, but it is store policy.”

Customer: “This is so dumb!”

She literally threw her debit card at me.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

, , , , , | Right | April 16, 2020

It has been a fairly slow night at our theater. Only one of the movies is actually bringing any business in but it’s still not nearly close to selling out. About halfway through the movie, a guest comes out and tells us there is someone stumbling around with a bottle of whiskey in their hand. 

Our manager comes down to escort him out. As they pass by, I overhear them.

Guest: “So… how’d ya know?”

My manager glances at me, trying his best not to laugh.

Manager: “The bottle’s in your hand.”

Guest: “Oh… Do I gotta throw it away?”

He wouldn’t throw it away until he finished it, but at least he left without a fight.

General Managers Are Generally Annoying

, , , , | Working | April 16, 2020

This happens on Black Friday weekend when we are expected to be slammed with customers. However, this weekend ends up being one of the best weather-wise weekends we’ve seen since August; therefore, everyone who should be shopping is out enjoying the weather. Well, everyone except the thirty employees who were scheduled and our general manager who has decided to make a “surprise” visit.

Our general manager usually will walk around and then leave after about 45 minutes or so. This time, he stays. And stays. 

We only have the employees in the store, and we have absolutely no customers, but we have to “look busy” because our general keeps wandering around. Because he is there, we aren’t able to send anyone home, even though had it been a normal day we would have sent about ten of us home. 

He finally leaves after being there for nine hours, and as soon as he leaves the parking lot, our managers tell those of us who are close to getting off to leave.

On the plus side, we all did get paid to gossip all day long, but it made for a very long day. The negative was that our general manager’s constructive criticism was that we should all be cleaning when we have downtime.

Corporate definitely has no clue how we are run.


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The Richest Are The Biggest Penny Pinchers

, , , , , , | Right | April 1, 2020

(I work as a cashier for a large chain grocery store. It is the end of the night, and I am the only register open since my supervisors are clearing the self-checks. A sports celebrity known for his facial hair comes through my line with his friends.

They’re buying about three carts full of various party supplies like cups, chips, and drinks. He and his friends completely ignore any of my small talk questions like whether they found everything okay. I’m fine with that, as it is late and I’m not much for small talk by then, either. This happens at the end of the transaction.)

Me: “Your total is $602.77.”

(The customer gives me six $100 bills and then stares at me expectantly.)

Me: “All right, that will be $2.77.”

(The customer looks at me like I’m crazy.)

Customer: “What? You can’t cover that for me?”

Me: “No, sir, that will be $2.77.”

Customer: “I can’t believe you won’t cover that for me.”

Me: “No, sir, I don’t want my drawer to be short at the end of the night. That will be $2.77.”

(The customer glares for a moment before dramatically pulling out his wallet and swiping his gold credit card. I speak to him while printing the receipt.)

Me: “Thank you, sir, I hope you have a—”

(I was cut off as he snatched the receipt out of my hand, turning up his nose with an annoyed grunt, and walked away. I mentioned it to my manager later and she said I should have let him go on the $2.77, as a local celebrity coming in is good for business. 

A month later, he was traded to a team in another state, with a multi-million dollar signing bonus.)

Maybe He Converted?

, , , , | Right | March 30, 2020

(I am in line at a local poultry place with a guy in front of me ordering.)

Cashier: “That will be $8.48, please.”

(The guy gives the cashier a credit card. The cashier looks at it.)

Cashier: “May I see your ID, please?”

(The guy hesitantly hands over his ID.)

Cashier: “Sir, is your name Mohammed [Last Name], or Jeff [Other Last Name]?”

(The cashier gave the credit card to the manager and not back to the customer.)