Immaturity Versus Hypocrisy
(I work part-time in a gas station convenience store. We typically close at 11:00. However, tonight we decide to close early because we haven’t had a customer since 10:15. All of a sudden, a man walks up to the store as I’m walking out.)
Customer: “Hey, you! Do you work here?”
Me: “I do, but we’re closing early tonight due to lack of customers. You might want to come back tomorrow.”
Customer: “That is NOT how you treat a person as an employee. Serve me!”
Me: “Sir, I was not giving any disrespect, but you are being incredibly rude right now.”
Customer: “Oh, and now you’re telling me how rude I’m being! Hypocrite. Serve me!”
Me: “It’s too late. I’ve already closed the store. I can’t do that now. Also, you are trying to call out MY hypocrisy, but I’m not the one being disrespectful. I already said you could come back tomorrow. YOU are the hypocrite.”
Customer: “I know you are, but what am I?”
Me: “Oh, man, you got me there. Have a good night.”
Customer: “I won’t forget you! You will pay for this.”
Me: “Oh, don’t worry; I’ll remember you, too. See you tomorrow.”
(I walked to my car, hoping and praying I wouldn’t have to see the man the next day.)