We Hope Her Christmas Dinner Burns
I work in the produce section of a grocery store. It’s Christmas Eve, and I’ve spent most of my shift restocking cranberries, potatoes, green beans, and other holiday dinner essentials.
A woman comes up as I unload another case of cranberries.
Customer: “Oh, thank you! What time will you be open tomorrow? I might have to come by before I head out of town if I can’t find everything now.”
Me: “Actually, Christmas Day is the only day out of the year we are closed all day! If you don’t see something on the floor, I can check in the back for you.”
Customer: “Closed? What do you mean? What if I forget something?”
Me: “Well, [Store] wants to make sure we have time to spend with our families. I know [Convenience Store] around the corner will be open, though.”
The woman laughs.
Customer: “You guys don’t actually have families! I’ll just ask someone else.”
I stare after her as she walks away. Another customer, who heard the comment, comes by.
Customer #2: “She’s either dumber than a rock or too out of touch with reality. I hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas!”